Interviewer: I see your cell phone right here. What are some big celebrity names that are in that phone right now? (x)

I’m not that good looking. I’m a pretty weird looking guy.

Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)

“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”

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Washington City Paper: Do you go to movies that you’re not in?

JE: No, never.

WCP: Really?

JE: I’ve watched one movie in the past several years and I have to do an interview about it later.

WCP: What’s the movie?

JE: It’s called Submarine. The director asked me to do a movie last year, but the script hadn’t been written yet, so he sent me his latest movie. I thought it was the best movie I’ve ever seen, but I had nothing to compare it to.

WCP: That’s a coming-of-age story, right? I saw it a few years ago.

JE: Did you like it?

WCP: Yeah, it was good.

JE: It was my favorite movie I’ve ever seen in my life, but I also maybe haven’t seen many movies.

"  - Jesse Eisenberg Talks About Now You See Me and Never Watching Movies (via mrjesseeisenberg)

"They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my glow-in-the-dark socks that I got from the swap meet. That’s why I looked quite angry in it. And you know, I love my socks, they’re the most comfortable things to have in life."  -

Benedict Cumberbatch (source)

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oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

that time Karen had the laugh of her life while Arthur remained unimpressed (x)

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

Emma Stone on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, March 11, 2013